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Human Demotivational Poster


MOOOO - "To laugh is human but to moo is bovine."




TO ERR IS HUMAN - To blame it on someone else shows management potential


TAGS: err human blame management potential
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Budog

Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:33 pm

n1 dubog
Zetmonk - January 12, 2012, 8:45 am
Hah, nice! Very clever mister!


SUPER HUMAN -


TAGS: neil peart rush superhuman
Rating: 3.14/5

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diego - January 20, 2009, 12:16 pm
yeah! long live rush, and neil the best drummer on earth!


BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

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Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


TO ERR IS HUMAN - To arrgh is pirate !


TAGS: to err human arrgh pirate
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:59 pm
lol. nice take.


PREJUDICE - Isn't it about time We hear his side of the story? Being fair is a good thing right?


TAGS: god devil humans heaven hell
Rating: 4.17/5

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Sho - December 6, 2011, 10:17 am
I added the text myself
HypercatZed - August 24, 2011, 2:05 pm
I usually don't like motivational posters that use a text as pic. But this one is so great.


SOMETHING TELLS ME -




BMW DRIVERS -




THAT GHANDI -




APES - Up yours humanity!




HUMAN EVOLUTION - Go ride right now!




HUMANITY -


TAGS: humanity fail bullet peace sad
Rating: 4.14/5

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Hawamleh - January 28, 2012, 7:59 pm
Really, it's quite the old one. thanks mate :D
rerun - January 28, 2012, 7:24 pm

I don't recall seeing this. 5L
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
That's the point.
Alfredogarcia - November 27, 2010, 7:02 pm
You can't tell me this is an acceptable view of collateral damage...He should be allowed to go to school and come home knowing he is safe and his family is safe. No war is worth this!!
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 7:07 pm
True, its just like life when you keep getting hit for some time you just stop feeling..
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 6:33 pm
every now and then the dark subject flies, it heightens the senses, but too much, anesthetize's the mind and we'll become numb to it
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:23 pm
i make funny Motifakes everynow and then, but those dont de-motivate you.. this Dark Stuff Truely De-motivates..
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 6:16 pm
It's demotivational is it not?
forseti - June 28, 2010, 6:14 pm
great! 5 blank cartridges
Derek - June 28, 2010, 6:13 pm
Nobody complains "This isn't a Motifake!" when a poster is this good.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:57 pm
Thanks I Submitted the other to politi...but they dont deserve good posters...they just biker about Obama
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 5:49 pm
nicely reworked..5L
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thats It, We Dont Think of our selves as a planet we think of ourselves as individuals..
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:40 pm
Pure hurt in those eyes..., when all he wants is a bundle of friends to play football with..., what the hell is wrong with us as a planet...??


CUSTOMER SUPPORT - Giving you precisely correct and totally useless information. when you need it most.


TAGS: at least it s a human
Rating: 4.38/5

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tatespa - September 27, 2012, 9:22 am
In a foreign dialect!!!


REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?


Ethical Indifference -


TAGS: indifference ethics humanity
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 19, 2016, 10:47 pm
Well spoken, Old Irish! ^!


GENETICS -


TAGS: life time human nature joke stripe family not mine post
Rating: 3.95/5

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DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:17 am
and by mist i mean must
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:16 am
5Lion poster, but Timmy=1L. I hate to see good posters pay, but its the way it mist be.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
Excellent 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:09 am
Great! 5L!!
Sean - October 15, 2009, 11:14 pm
Hilarious. Well done.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2009, 3:21 am
That is awesome! 5 from me.
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:47 pm
Brilliant :})


MORAL STARE -


TAGS: life time human nature control mind power clint eastwood 1930
Rating: 3.52/5

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StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
clint eastwood. This is the face of death


TEXTING -


TAGS: life time human nature genuine relation girl cell
Rating: 3.5/5

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NEED HELP - May 5, 2009, 12:40 am
OMG I NEED HELP@!!!!!!11 I NEED TO FINISIH MY TAXEZ AND IT SAYS ENTER MY INKCUM OR SOMETHING< WHAT DO I PUT FOR THAT?
agdaniele - May 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
So true.


PROGRESS - Every generation thinks it's going to bring peace to humanity. What do you think ?


TAGS: peace war human progress man
Rating: 4.46/5

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mariand - January 30, 2012, 9:12 am
I'll meet ya on the Mars!...
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 8:43 am
Good Bye World !
vulture - January 30, 2012, 4:22 am
Next picture - The Planetbuster!


HUMANITY - there is nothing to fear but fear itself


TAGS: humanity is undoing itself
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheOne - March 12, 2011, 1:41 pm
I've been expecting this.Nice.


IMAGINATION -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff road highway weird loop
Rating: 3.52/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:53 pm
Depends specifically on the height of the loop. Gravity is a constant so the exact height of the loops needs to be known in order to calculate the required velocity. But the top isn't the safety point - you're not safe until you reach the 270 degree mark.
PapaKiloDelta - October 19, 2010, 11:07 pm
I want to do that right now!
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:32 pm
LD0ne - Way too.
LD0ne - June 11, 2010, 10:23 am
just for my own information i know this will never happen but how fast would you have to go to be able to pull drive that without falling when you reached the top


ADDICTION -




SWINE FLU - The effects can last a life time.


TAGS: swine flu pig human shoop ph**oshop virus
Rating: 2.36/5

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Scorpio - May 31, 2009, 4:11 pm
I'm just a simple HyperPig. Nothing wrong with that.


RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew tv show rule star trek
Rating: 3.79/5

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elf25s - May 23, 2017, 8:13 pm
exception to the rule are two toughest red shirts to be on star trek scotty and uhura
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am
ha, everybody's a crip


Keeping the dreams -


TAGS: humanity ethics adversity obstacles
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by OldIrish

MissPriss - July 12, 2016, 11:23 pm
Lovely...as usual young man!
OldIrish - July 10, 2016, 6:45 pm
Thank you, very much.
rerun - July 10, 2016, 5:12 pm

wow, great poster
Silverheart - July 10, 2016, 12:47 pm

Amsome. ^


ABOVE IT ALL -


TAGS: peace love kindness humanity ego
Rating: 4.94/5

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agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 8:49 am
"someone sitting 60 feet south of central park is opening up their egg sandwich... we have a sniper available?"
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:47 am
"we got a black Beemer, 5th and Broadway", "roger that", "red squadron, you have a go" "10-4, Armed and ready", "watch for tail wind guys, this one's gonna be tricky", "Gold 5 to Red Leader, bombs away...", "Direct hit!!"


HUMANITY - All men are created equal Women however...


TAGS: humanity men wtf women skeletons
Rating: 4.56/5

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gas - November 23, 2011, 7:10 pm
..and some women equine


BORDERLINE -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff museum weird
Rating: 3.72/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 6, 2011, 7:10 pm
hey it's the wonderworks building from Panama city! man that tunnel in the beginning really confuses the sh*t outa me. you'd know what I was talking about if you'd ever been there
Zero - August 26, 2009, 3:56 pm
i live 15 miles away from here, 5 lions for you sir
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 6:14 am
That building is awesome, it's in Orlando, FL on International Drive.


DIVORCE -


TAGS: life time human nature husband wife money body waste value murder solution
Rating: 3.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:32 pm
Too shallow, nothing to weigh her down, should have worn throw away clothes. Most importantly No body means no insurance payout!
Haarakkon - July 4, 2009, 2:28 pm
d***, Sean.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:43 pm
Looks like a rank amateur at work to me. Mr. Bodydump here clearly hasn't seen any of my posters. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Oh, and keep the headlights on ... real clever.
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 7:03 am
I have been taking notes and watching all the CSI shows...I'll let you know how it goes!


GOALS -


TAGS: life time human nature eating disease death thin thing friend
Rating: 3.31/5

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rerun - May 29, 2011, 12:23 am

I think somebody else recently submitted something almost exactly like this....same pic/text? cannot find it.


KILL -


TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.21/5

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TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my a** off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.


PERSPECTIVE - In a cosmic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. Carl Sagan


TAGS: venus sun earth humankind insignificant
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - June 11, 2012, 11:59 pm
It's all about perspective
mdr80 - June 11, 2012, 4:51 pm
It is your comment that is insignificant. It means absolutely nothing.
spacedog - June 11, 2012, 3:36 am
I like it. It reminds me of 72464 and that one is in the hall of fame. 5L
EmilioDumphque - June 11, 2012, 3:14 am
It is the transit of Venus that is insignificant. It means absolutely nothing.
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 10:48 pm
If the shoe fits then wear it. If you were looking for something inspirational you came to a demotivational website. I'm simply putting into perspective the transit of Venus between the earth and sun. This event is huge and reminds me of how small we are
Sho - June 5, 2012, 10:25 pm
I, on the other hand, don't like to think of myself as anything related to nothing/worthless/unimportant
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 6:42 pm
It's tough to draw a comparison when we're compared to the vastness of the cosmos or microbial life. One extreme or the other. If and when we find a species "similar" to ourselves, i still think we'll be the laughing stock of the universe.
mariand - June 5, 2012, 6:36 pm
as I said, Sagan is right, but we belive that we are a very important piece in the universe, so we cannot accept that our concerns are insignificant or petty, even if, deep inside, we admit that we are as the dust in the wind, compared with the universe.
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 6:09 pm
unacceptable it may be but we do show promise as curious pioneers of our universe yet astronomy teaches us our insignificance in nature
mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:59 pm
true... but unacceptable


UNWRITTEN RULES -


TAGS: human behaviour top mountain
Rating: 4.09/5

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Verdeckt - July 25, 2011, 6:39 am
that's good but it's no Man Stance...


BROKENHEART -




SOLUTION -




LOGIC -




i remember... -




INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENTS -


TAGS: industry human ladder accident stupid
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sparkynator - June 26, 2011, 3:20 pm
Not really i'm belgian but we've got life insurance aswell :D
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:02 pm

Canadian eh?


TO DENY OUR OWN IMPULSES... - Is to deny the very thing that makes us human.


TAGS: deny impulses human matrix mouse
Rating: 2.79/5

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Lolness - August 30, 2009, 3:04 pm
Agreed.


COMPASSION -




Meanwhile -


TAGS: rabbit human foot parallel universe
Rating: 4.57/5

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RogAz1 - May 13, 2013, 12:09 am
Good Luck with this one.... 5 severed appendages


ALIEN PROPHET - Many Believe The Real God Is An Alien.




CHANGE -




DESTINY -




TEXAS - Where the men are retards and the cows are very, very scared. Yup, weer that special! Hyuck!




technology -




ANTHROMORPHISM - When runaway doggies end up in Hollywood.




OBVIOUS -




PROBLEMS -




MEMORY -


TAGS: lies truth humanity need hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - November 20, 2010, 4:31 am
Great minds think alike. funny how we both posted on the same subject together. 5 LIE-ons


NATURE -


TAGS: nature humans pollution humanity hammy
Rating: 4.47/5

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gas - July 11, 2011, 7:28 pm
very nice pic


SELF-ESTEEM -


TAGS: life time human nature joke sin pride sea star rock fail
Rating: 3.55/5

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spacedog - October 20, 2009, 5:21 pm
Well done. 5L.


THE HUMAN CONDITION - to choose the path to light the way to forever live the grandest day


TAGS: human choices light
Rating: 3.55/5

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Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 9:05 am
Is the image Male or Female, for each eye may see it distinctly. It appears female to me.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:50 am
Nice (you see I'm not all bad!)


CHANGE -


TAGS: life time day wish duty human nature world religion faith gandhi opinion
Rating: 3.36/5

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jetgod - September 15, 2009, 2:14 pm
Yeah but try researching the bio of Gandhi. Try his racist South African years for starters.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
p.s.: mooblets!
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
Wow, Ghandi was an idiot. Obviously knew nothing of game theory.
Derek - July 23, 2009, 11:07 pm
Excellent quote. Another way of saying "avoid hypocrisy" :-)


EVIDENCE - Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. (Groucho Marx)


TAGS: life time human nature men women fun
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 7:24 pm
Take about 20 minutes to look around this site. You'll agree that this is a relatively good job.
hellraisingmonk - May 14, 2009, 12:46 am
wow, the worst ph**oshop I have seen in a long time, good job


HUMAN HEADS - I didn't know that they came in that shape!


TAGS: head shape human
Rating: 2.56/5

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jazmin - January 2, 2009, 2:02 pm
why does he look like that!
Seb - December 12, 2008, 5:54 pm
That is a Diglet.
Nobody - October 24, 2008, 11:57 pm
You sure that isn't a PokeMon or something?


POVERTY - Because Poverty is not exclusive of humans




BECAUSE THE ONLY THING BETTER... - ... Than Daft punk, would be Electronic Bacon, or Digital Pork.




humans -


TAGS: human companion
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 2:27 pm
Hey Little...drop this one by digmydog too!


humans -


TAGS: humans insignificant earth pompous arrogant proud
Rating: 4.82/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 23, 2013, 2:19 am
Well, no reason you Earthlings would understand.


PRAISE -


TAGS: earth humanity arrogance selfish entropy
Rating: 4.75/5

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Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 2:46 pm
Amazing, this is flat out perfect.
Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:08 pm
Amen.


HUMANITY - "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity"-Albert Einstein


TAGS: albert einstein technology human humanity future
Rating: 3.86/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 5:06 pm
huh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 2:02 am
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery........Or you're just not funny and no one loves you.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:26 am
hmmmmmmmm


CASTLE -


TAGS: life time human nature neurotic psych**ic psychiatrist collect rent build air live lawrence quote marostica italy
Rating: 3.29/5

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Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:27 am
'Chateaux' means 'castle' in french... 4L!


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time future human nature politic corporation government lobby progress africa america dream
Rating: 3.05/5

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realitysucks - September 16, 2009, 12:59 pm
can you say "out of context"?


EAST COAST QUAKE -


TAGS: oh the humanity miller
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - August 25, 2011, 1:19 am
@ all the folks in the lower parts of southern CA poking fun at east coasters reacting to the quake, let's see you rationally handle getting two feet of snow dropped on you all at once and we'll talk


LESSONS -


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.56/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
Hitler was not a Jew but his father was. There is no such thing as a half Jew. Hitler killed everyone that opposed him. Stalin killed more than hitler did. Either way if something is not done about numb nuts in Iran we could all have issues.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 12:28 pm
That's 1,000,000 less hairy armpits/ cheesy mustaches..
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:19 pm
None. But, almost 500,000 people from France died.
SayHi - October 29, 2009, 11:59 am
I wonder how many people from French died in WWII...10?15?
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
wow f*** face, he killed catholics in the gas chambers right along side the jews, so shut up please, k thanks
zachyd's - October 28, 2009, 7:54 pm
wow f***face, hitler was not half jewish or g** or any of that **** that people try to pin on him to sound ironic. He was christian and did not seek out christians, yes christians did die but they were enemy soldiers or spys
Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
*too (yeah I know)
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:59 pm
P.s.: I hate quotifakes. Come up with your own original material. That is the point of this site. I could raid quotesites too. Anyone can do that. Or paraphrase jokes that I have heard. Way to easy.
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
We learn from history that we don't learn anything from history except that we don't learn anything from history so I guess we did learn ONE thing from history which is that whoever said we don't learn ANYTHING from history was a self-contradicting a-hole
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 11:07 am
again with the swine flu thing, come up with an original comment please. you are obviously an idiot
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Funny how easily you guys s****** this propaganda. George Orwell rolls in his grave... 9/11 was an inside job - Al Qaeda is a myth - Swine flu is a hoax
DayDark - October 19, 2009, 7:48 am
Hitler was raised roman catholic, and praised Christian heritage, German Christian culture, and professed a belief in an Aryan Jesus Christ, a Jesus who fought against the Jews I'd hardly call that exterminating christians.
mrbombastic - October 19, 2009, 7:20 am
Hitler was not Catholic, Sean, he was in fact half Jewish. He also believed that blonde hair and blue eyes formed the perfect race,while he had brown hair and eyes.But yes,Catholics were targetted just as much as everyone else the Nazis believed inferior.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:33 am
Well, quite a few thousand Catholics (mostly intellectuals who challenged his claims) died in the camps, along with millions of Jews, Gypsies, and many others.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:03 am
When did the Nazis seek to exterminate Christians? Hitler was Catholic. I'm not suggesting for a second that Nazism had anything at all to do with any form of Christianity, but I don't think Christians were targetted much at all.
peteyb - October 18, 2009, 6:21 pm
wow...awesome.If it were within my power, you'd have 5 lions from me!


INTENSITY -


TAGS: life time day value human nature death rollercoaster common sense garden epic fun fear
Rating: 3.47/5

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Benlulz - September 30, 2010, 3:03 pm
Awesomeness.
Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 4:14 am
That coaster is in Yokohama, Japan. Answers your question?
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 7:30 am
JUdging by the h**el in the background, I'd say Dubai
rerun - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm

Where the hell is this coaster? Would make the trip for a trip on it.


LOGIC -




INTELLIGENCE -




RED SHIRTS -




HUMANS -


TAGS: cancer humans stubborn hammy
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - September 6, 2011, 4:37 pm
well we caught it way too late.
falloutghoul - September 5, 2011, 11:02 pm
If we caught it early enough, treatment would've made it go away.


those moments -


TAGS: human reminders music
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 30, 2014, 4:52 pm
It's so sad...but a hopeful 5L kinda sad.
chickenlittle - June 12, 2014, 9:43 pm
Thank you Gary and RL! I loved this ph**o.
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 8:23 am
Yeah, WOW...rather BOW WOW, 5 of 'em...and a WOOF
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:09 am

yep...this one gets a double wow :)
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:06 am

wow
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:06 am

wow


What if.... -




CONSCIENCE -


TAGS: scruples selfish humanity kindness
Rating: 4.67/5

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GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:43 am
crap, this poster makes me feel guilty for not raking the yard yesterday...but hey, it's forecasted for 35 mph winds today...5L


LIFE -


TAGS: time human nature waste tear out single page throw whole book fire george sand quote
Rating: 3.65/5

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Claude - October 3, 2009, 5:26 am
So True... 5L!
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:50 am
Great! 5/5


KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: life time human nature curiosity baby elephant joke oops under skirt female zoo
Rating: 3.55/5

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Cubby Fan - May 27, 2009, 6:14 pm
Hey look the guy in the back is wearing a green shirt.


Dear Humanity -


TAGS: humanity earth
Rating: 3.5/5

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MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 3:40 pm
How's that saying go...getting the finger from a bush is better than someone showing you a bird to your face? Yeah something like that...Earth 1, humanity try again.


DARK AGES -




RACISM -


TAGS: life time human nature evil anonymous control mind power
Rating: 2.91/5

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me - September 17, 2009, 1:45 pm
So you are saying whites are being controlled by racist blacks and mexicans? Makes sense.


TRADITION -




ADDICTION -


TAGS: life time human health psycho disease woman fun scary quickly
Rating: 2.56/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:44 am
... if he's good enogh for Cindy ...
agdaniele - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am
Careful, Sean.... you sure that's not David Warner in Time After Time?
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:17 am
So why even try? I say reject the false dich**omy wherever she lie. Oh, and do you think that ckick's had enough to come home with me?
Erecrottod - May 16, 2009, 9:02 am
It's not hard: it's when you start drinking with your nose as she's doin'...


Other People's Children -




REALITY -


TAGS: reality not royalty human rerun
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:51 pm
You had me at "dang." 5. Hey, which one's you, rerun? (aside: I have five on the potted plant. But don't tell rerun, it would hurt his chlorophyl based feelings.)
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:41 pm
funny & true 5L


PEACE - will finally be achieved


TAGS: humanity will never learn
Rating: 4.7/5

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TheOne - March 14, 2011, 5:00 pm
Wrong They Are Both Intact With One Or The Other.
AdmiralAckbar - October 1, 2010, 6:07 pm
Passion is a lie there is only cake
javalord32 - September 27, 2010, 10:08 am
peace is a lie there is only passion
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 2:39 am
Pretty much what it'll take. 5L


WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE -




ULTIMATE EVIL -


TAGS: life time human nature god devil keyser soze power trick usual suspect cult movie verbal quote
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by giulio

Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:38 am
Great Movie! Great Quote! 5L
silverstorm1979 - September 23, 2009, 5:58 pm
"who's the gimp?" famous last words!!!


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: life time human nature difficult dare venture risk climb wall spider alain robert mountain seneca quote
Rating: 3.69/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2009, 1:44 pm
Nice one giulio. I was wondering if you were tempted to make your own quote on this one. Like changing the second sentence to, because it's friggin' insane, or something. Just curious. Cause that guy is nuts. 5Ls.


RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature early death expendable crew price destiny sad bad day tv show star trek
Rating: 3.34/5

More motifakes by giulio

Zed - October 26, 2009, 12:39 am
No, guys, it's only the male redshirts who end up dead. With the female ones, it's "She's PREGNANT, Jim."
Derek - October 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
The blood doesn't show up as much.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 3:21 am
That's a great mental image...in zero gravity. 5/5
temp - September 20, 2009, 2:50 am
Quick, if you don't want to die, take your red shirts off.... I didn't say to put on another color shirt, just take off the one you have. :D


CHOICES -


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by giulio

winja - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm
You are the dumbest f**ktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f**king factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a c**t.
winja - January 7, 2012, 11:28 pm
You are the dumbest f***tard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f***ing factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a ****.
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:56 am
Ridiculous. The EU is the biggest club of fascists, yet our media manages to make us believe that lifting your right hand is the only telltale sign for evil intentions -.- 9/11 was an inside job Al Qaeda is a myth Swine Flu is a hoax


ABSTINENCE -


TAGS: life time human nature joke then now family future
Rating: 3.18/5

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lolman - August 17, 2009, 1:46 am
she was on TV the other night and showed her stomach... i threw up in my mouth .. alot.
MO - August 2, 2009, 10:48 am
v*****! It may not be a clown car, but in this family....it's a semi-automatic!


HOMELESSNESS -




HISTORY -


TAGS: communism history human rights
Rating: 3.03/5
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:28 am
Whoever this was, they obviously didn't pay attention if school, as socialism isn't communism.
Derek - October 18, 2009, 10:07 pm
Nobody is giving it another chance - outside of hippy communes.


THE DEATH OF NATURE - "The ramparts of this great world also will be breached and collapse in crumbling ruin about us." - Lucretius




PRIORITIES -




JOHNNY LAW -




MEMORY -


TAGS: communism china tibet human rights
Rating: 2.29/5


HUMANITY - some times we just suck ass


TAGS: humanity
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Jordan

manicbranic - November 28, 2008, 2:03 pm
Its called economics. And it works pretty well for us. I don't see why we shouldn't use our smarts to the advantage of our species.
I like meat - July 11, 2008, 12:17 pm
This probably wouldn't seem as bad if everyone hunted for their own food as it was needed (and it wasn't dolphins). But the way it's setup now we've got one crazy f***er with a spear hunting for all of us.


A CIGARETTE ROLLED BY A CIGAR - Sometimes rolling a butt is as remarkable as breaking an Olympic record Our so-called freaks make us human in the end




relief -


TAGS: when humans leave
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - July 1, 2014, 7:35 am
They look like little Wookies.


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